The scary part about your Old Man of the Mountain article ("Governor Freaks Out Over Landmark's Collapse, Apologizes") is that it's probably not too far from the truth.
Tom, Milford, NH

Dear Tom,
Yeah, it's been a pretty big deal at Living Indefinitely, since the corporate headquarters is based in New Hampshire. But there is an upside, and this hasn't acquired much media attention yet, but in the place of the Old Man's face on the mountain is left almost an exact bust of P!nk.



Did Black Belt Jones really say "Let's go to McDonalds"? That is pretty bad.
Jimbo, Oregon

Dear Jimbo,
You're telling me. If there's one thing about Black Belt Jones, he knows how to keep the hot side hot and the cool side cool.



Are HMO doctors straight? Should I consider another healthcare plan?
Just wondering, Steve

Dear Steve,
HMO doctors are NOT straight. That's why "HMO" looks so much like "HOMO." It depends if you'd enjoy having your radiologist come on to you.



I saw Brady play at Drifters. It was really different from what they usually have there so thanks!
Teegirl

Dear Teegirl,
Yeah, Brady puts on a hell of a live show. We've been trying to get him to embark on a national tour to support his new record, but his parole officer won't let him leave the state for 18 more months. It makes you think, who got robbed worse - the liquor store or Brady?



Hey, so this is the Josh and Brady show people, wow. I saw that in high school. Isn't that the kung fu movie thing? Right on.
Todd, Florida

Dear Todd,
You're right - and the folks at JAB are responsible for countless other hits such as "Find your Child on the Subway" and "What's Mace Like?"