October Mailbag

You absolute TOSSER! Do you actually think that your pathetic little 'interview' on your absolutely appalling site is actually going to gain any interest whatsoever, and make anyone laugh but your sad and lonely self?!

I strongly suggest that you go and get a life and until you are that famous and talented - Kindly.. F00k Off.

(Someone)Close to Liam.

In case you didn't know, (Someone) Close to Liam is referring to our Out of Context interview that appeared in the Electric Big-Bang Swing Machine a while back.

To answer your question, my pathetic little "interview" did not make anyone laugh besides my sad and lonely self. In fact, it didn't even make ME laugh, because I was feeling sad and lonely when I read it. But then I read your letter, and I laughed my hinder off, and then I re-read the Liam piece and I cracked up and wasn't sad and lonely anymore.

In fact, I was able to start writing again AND redo this entire website for the third or fourth time, which gave us control of the whole Far East market and ensured our domination for years to come.
So, thanks, I think.
-Brady



Whacked, I say! :-D

Fun site. You left out "...the fabulously directed..." prior to You Can't Take It With You.
Tina S.

Yes, I would describe You Can't Take It With You as fabulously directed, and Tina, I meant to have my ghostwriters put that in when they were putting my bio up on the site, but PR warned against it. See, their theory is that the director (in this case, Tina) just stands around and decides things, where the actor (in this case, Brady) actually goes up there and performs. Certainly without a good director (Tina) the actor (Brady) would look like a jackass up there (on stage), but he (me) could still go up there (up there), whereas the director (she) without the actor (me) could not stand down there (off stage) and give directions (stop mumbling) without looking like a huge jackass. So I am really the biggest cog in the chain, or so they have convinced me, and so I should have had the writers put "fabulously acted"Â? in front of You Can't Take It With You.
Regardless, Tina, I think you're the best and will plug your website endlessly on our page - it's www.ourtownproductions.com - but remember, without me it's not gonna be the same. In other words, I am the Way and the whole rest of that speech, even if you did introduce me to the wonder that is Asiago cheese.
-Brady



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Wow, Arnold (or Bruce, either one's fine), thanks for thinking of us!

Here's a happy note to all you folks thinking of joining the Living Indefinitely Corps- we do NOT currently owe $5000 USD or more! So I guess we don't have IRS tax problems. But the fact that we make so little money is a big problem, albeit a slightly different one.
-Brady



Hi Brady:

It's been awhile. I hope all is well!

I recently completed a new book, entitled, AT THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT (horror/thriller), and I was hoping that you would consider promoting the book on your website (as your readers are AT THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT'S potential buyers).

For a link to where the book can be purchased, please see: http://www.skylinepublications2.com/SkyStore.html
The book will be available in mid-October.

Sincere thanks for anything you can do. I look forward to hearing from you.

Steve Manchester

www.skylinepublications.com

So nice to hear from the author of our first offering in the Fiction section! Steve's book sounds pretty cool. Now, granted, not everyone out there can afford to both join the Living Indefinitely Corps and buy the book, and obviously you would have to pass on the book in that case. If so, e-mail me a detailed version of your financial situation and I will not only give you the secret endings to all 24 stories, but I will pass your name onto Arnold Bruce, who will end your financial problems like THAT by Wiping Out your IRS tax debt!
If you are rich please join the Corps and then buy the book and that will be that. In the meantime, we wish Steve well with the new book and hope that he will not forget about us when he is on the Today Show telling Katie and Matt about how he worked his way to the top!
-Brady