Dear Dave,
The constitutional amendment to ban sandwiches was the funniest thing I ever read. Those peanut butter and jelly people should get equal rights! Good job you guys!
Vicki
Bellingham, Washington
Dear Vicki,
Thanks for the kind words. Not many people know this, but most conventional sandwich styles actually are outlawed in Missouri. Of course, it's also illegal in that state to wash dishes with pants on. Here's a little tidbit about your homestate of Washington: minors are not allowed own bears.
Dear Living Indefinitely,
Your article about the sandwich is making fun of our plight. We try to be good upstanding people and you cut us down. It's just sad, so stop it!
Gordon J.
Sandwich Lovers United Forever! (SLUF)
Dear Gordon,
Did you even read that article? I thought it portrayed sandwiches in a very favorable light. Unlike "Catcher in the Rye," which failed to address your plight almost completely.
Dear Dave,
Hello! I'm Howard Dean! j/k. Love you guys!
Not Howard Dean
Not in Vermont
Dear Not Howard Dean,
Thanks for reading us and continuing to support Living Indefinitely. A reader named Not Dennis Kucinich wrote in recently to tell us he was Not A Douchebag. I didn't believe him.
Dave,
I was going to buy the Streetcar comp right when MP3.com shut down. Are you going to re-release it?
The Dawg
Chicago
Dear Dawg,
shameless band plug/
Keep checking back in the Streetcar section of this website for further details on obtaining Streetcar collections. And since you live in Chicago, come out to see Shooting Blanks (www.shootingblanks.net) to quench your thirst for rock and roll whenever humanly possible. You might find a strikingly talented member in that band that finds time to answer Living Indefinitely mail.
/shameless band plug
Dear Dave,
Your site gets weirder every month, so I have to ask. How much crack do you guys smoke each month? I mean, I'm just asking.
Breckster in Des Moines
Dear Breckster,
That's a great question. Admittedly, I smoke the most crack by far. I mean, it's not even close. Max Banner and Stevo get twisted in the parking lot from time to time, but they rarely freak out. I would venture to guess that I go through 1 to 2 ki's a month, depending on if it's a month that has 31 days or not.
