This Hogan in TNA Thing Can Work

I just figured out how Hogan and Russo can work together now that TNA's signed the Hulk. In true Russo fashion, we tie the angle into Hulk's real-world troubles by saying that Hogan will COMMIT SUICIDE on the next TNA Impact. Then he'll show up and take the wrestler named Suicide to a mental institution... thereby "committing" Suicide!

Then, Suicide can break out and wrestle Hogan with Laila Ali as guest referee - and this time she SWERVES everybody and hits Hogan with one of the pugel sticks from American Gladiators.

Do I bring the ratings or what?