The Sins of Someone and other wrestling news

Wrestling news that's making its case to host the 2016 Olympics:

*Matt Hardy is "exhausted from being punished because of someone else's sins." Most wrestling people assume this is a reference to his brother Jeff, of course, but actually he's talking about the new ring announcer, who supposedly got yelled at on her first day on the job despite getting an intense eight minutes of training. Oh, one other thing here: Matt's referencing how he's essentially been off TV since Jeff's, um, little situation. I can see how that would be frustrating sure, but is it really exhausting to work less?

*The Boogeyman is still missing so it's not funny anymore. Argh.

*Also crappy: tsunamis. Samoa Joe has stepped up for his people, of course, but there's a hidden tragedy the rest of the media is missing: because Joe has to work on tsunami relief, he has to hold back on a hugely important project!

Someone hacked Jay Lethals myspace. I am now trying to convince him only to re add hot chicks

*REMEMBER THE THREE DEMANDMENTS BROTHER - the training, the prayers and the... Hogan Energy™ Granules?

Hulk Hogan's foray into the supplement world currently consists of his first product Hogan Energy™ Extreme Energy Granules, a first of its kind fast melting granule that you pour directly into your mouth for fast absorption and rapid onset of energy.

Hogan is moving into territory already occupied by JBL and his energy drinks, so expect the Layfield voicemail to get a hilarious Hell's Angels-laced threat/prank call any day now. Also, Vince is gonna be popping like 40 of these during every taping.

*Danny "Shoots on Screech" Bonaduce isn't too happy with the Hulk either; Danny turned down the Hulkamania world tour because the pay was "[expletive]," aka 40 bucks, a bottle of energy granules, a personalized do-rag and some magic beans.