We're thinking of hiring a marriage counselor to sleep next to the bed and referee these soporific squabbles.

Either he'll turn Harford into Balkitown, a planned community based on the Perfect Strangers universe or he'll buy a time machine, and he and Cousin Larry will hatch a harebrained scheme to prevent the Civil War from happening.

A bee attack on a human is serious business - it's a life-threatening attack, and even if you do survive, there's a good chance that you'll a) have serious physical injury and/or b) describe the attack with phrases you'd only expect from a member of Motley Crue describing one of his OD's.

Aside from being catchy as hell, "Disco Lazy Time" has possibly the greatest nonsensical lyrics since "Louie Louie."

So how long until Tiffany starts telling people backstage that "Todd Bridges couldn't draw a dime"?