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A Green Lake Memory
This month I’m choosing five words at random from the dictionary and weaving them into a true story of mine. (The five words are cufflink, inoculation, topography, Esperanto and carboxymethylcellulose.) What some people wouldn’t give to be young again. I don’t mean young as in “pre-toilet...
Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded
Man, if the folks in my neighborhood all played Miles Davis ad nauseam, I'd celebrate. Everybody would be in a good mood. Road rage would dissipate, property values would go up, Money Magazine would write articles about the place. Granted, reading MP3 blogs is something I only do when I'm desperate...
Wow, Your Pantsuit Is Stopping Traffic
New stoplights will direct traffic, ridicule people Attempting to bring a little style to a town Mr. Blackwell once called "the municipal equivalent of Marty Feldman," Green Lake officials have purchased thirteen new traffic lights at strategic intersections that will chastise unattractive drivers...
Thus Distinguishing It From, Say, Romantic Comedy
To be honest, I wasn't exactly sure what made a movie an "erotic thriller" other than I assumed it didn't involve Tony Randall. But, go-lly!, we nailed down just what a e-rotic thriller is with help from you know who! The erotic thriller is a film genre which consists of erotica and thriller Like...