The blogosphere is still abuzz about "Snakes On a Liquid Cargo Barge", largely because they suggested Jackson's new catchphrase, "I'm so glad I didn't take a motherf___ing liquid fuel barge to motherf___ing Belgium."

"We don't have kids, but we do have magic pixies living in the garden. I don't want them to worry at night if I'm going to get up and try to sell them a home gym or a collection of lite-rock hits from the 70's."