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Go on. Tell me this isn't the photo you've been waiting for all your life.

Is it any wonder that American news reading has dropped somewhere between zero and 100 percent in the last five years? It is? Well, that's probably because the decline was reported in major newspapers after you'd stopped reading them.

Book Four introduced us to Old Archie, the Wizarding world's answer to Divine, and his flowered nightgown. But he can't be the only wizard who likes a healthy breeze round his privates, can he?

A sharp-eyed reader from Texas shared this pic with us. Note who's in the background.

An acquaintance of mine shared this magnificent photo from this weekend's fisticuffs at the Cubs-White Sox game:

Check out the two dudes in the front row. Their expressions are a mirror to our pain at seeing Michael Barrett smack A.J. whatshisname in the jaw. But this isn't the first time these dudes have seen terrible tragedy up close:

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