The A-Team is hired by a carry-on bag that's being threatened by a full and menacing luggage set. Hannibal has the team stow away in a plane's cargo hold dressed as luggage, but things get out of hand when the luggage handling system accidentally re-routes Triple A through Singapore.

In the most convoluted episode of network television ever produced, Face decides to leave the A-Team to marry one of his special lady friends, a maker of traditional hand hooked rugs, but a renegade rug maker decides to force her out of business the hard way. She then hires the A-Team, which can't complete the mission unless Face is around to get them supplies.

Urban renewal has never been wackier! In this unusually slapstick episode, B.A. and the A-Team help yet another group of underprivileged kids fix up their youth center before the town can condemn it to make way for a rapidly-expanding clown college. This light, almost flimsy plot is merely setup for a twenty-minute pie fight.

Murdock receives a letter at the mental hospital that he's inherited a llama farm in West Virginia, only to learn that the neighboring farms are being torched, one by one, by a psychotic Milton Berle. Also, Milton Berle is in a dress, a dress Hannibal is pretty sure was his.

The A-Team gets hired by MECC, the educational software group, to do some field research for their new game, “Oregon Trail.” A thief steals two wagon tongues, Murdock loses the trail and must wait for three days, and Hannibal gets dysentery and cannot ford the river just east of Bad Rock.