Having avenged his family as well as several dozen cultures wiped out by genocide, Cyborg Bacon and the half a teaspoon of blood left in his body drive home to watch America's Funniest Home Videos.
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FoxTrap
"Foxtrap" is most easily broken into three main narrative segments: 1) there's Fred Williamson, 2) there's a few other characters, 3) Fred Williamson kills the other characters.
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Celebrating Jack Lalanne
This song is the culmination of Joan Fairfax Higgins's vision – it's a hymn to a man whose benevolence and generosity is equalled only by his colleagues in the pantheon of Blue Hairduism, Matlock and Willard Scott.
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You're The Inspiration
Maybe M-Town is able to get sex or "a cooked meal involving a rack of delicious ribs" upon playing "You're The Inspiration" for his "wives and girlfriend" - and to each his own, of course, but truly this video is one of the most hideous crimes ever committed against the eyeballs of VH1 fans.
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Cocaine Cowboys
The late 70's. Drugs. Terrible rock music. Jack Palance. Andy Warhol. Even more terrible disco music. A nerd getting doused in baby powder by a semi-nude maid. I am now older than my parents, having watched these interminable scenes.
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