Words Can Hurt
The Old Ball-Down-the-Fan's-Pants Trick

The Old Ball-Down-the-Fan’s-Pants Trick

This week's Words Can Hurt nominees.
Don't Quit Your Day Job, Babylonian Standup Act

Don’t Quit Your Day Job, Babylonian Standup Act

This week's Words Can Hurt nominees.
Today Pajama Pants, Tomorrow the World

Today Pajama Pants, Tomorrow the World

Louisiana's Caddo Parish is taking on pajama pants - or at least the ones that don't leave much to the imagination.
You Haven't Read the Bible Until You've Read It In The Original Klingon

You Haven’t Read the Bible Until You’ve Read It In The Original Klingon

If there's room for Jason Alexander in the Star Trek universe, why not Jesus?
Words Can Hurt: Focus on the Chalkboard Edition

Words Can Hurt: Focus on the Chalkboard Edition

Perhaps unclear on the concept of these films, the author hones in not on the people but on the accuracy of the on-set blackboards.
Smooth All Over

Smooth All Over

Clearing the decks of some smooth criminal news.
Wood You Take This Woman

Wood You Take This Woman

Would old timey people burn effigies in effigy too? Or would they just not vote for them in the first place?
It's All Right, Cause I'm Raining Blood

It’s All Right, Cause I’m Raining Blood

I guess the alleged perp figured that putting a picture of a guy above a urinal inside a bar called Mullets was honoring him?