Spirit of Truth
The Old Ball-Down-the-Fan's-Pants Trick

The Old Ball-Down-the-Fan’s-Pants Trick

This week's Words Can Hurt nominees.
Lashing Out At the Ball-on-a-Thing Guy

Lashing Out At the Ball-on-a-Thing Guy

I was trying to say "that was very good for a first try" and all of a sudden I started pummeling you.
From Atlantic to Specific

From Atlantic to Specific

I couldn't love Yahoo Answers more, could I?
Hulk Smash(ed)

Hulk Smash(ed)

Man allegedly walks into club to sell drugs. While dressed as the Hulk. Wha?
Don't Quit Your Day Job, Babylonian Standup Act

Don’t Quit Your Day Job, Babylonian Standup Act

This week's Words Can Hurt nominees.
There Is a Big F**** Deal Here, Can You Help This Reporter Find It?

There Is a Big F**** Deal Here, Can You Help This Reporter Find It?

This reporter appears to be having a rough day.
And The Almighty Smote the Local Burrito Shop

And The Almighty Smote the Local Burrito Shop

Zeus gets into a feud with the god of burritos, Fourthmealus.
Today Pajama Pants, Tomorrow the World

Today Pajama Pants, Tomorrow the World

Louisiana's Caddo Parish is taking on pajama pants - or at least the ones that don't leave much to the imagination.
File Under "What Would Scatman Crothers Think"

File Under “What Would Scatman Crothers Think”

Suspect Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was released on bail into the custody of his sometime girlfriend, TSS-tss-tss-TSS-tss-tss-wah-wah-WAH
The Year in That Guy Who Whistled on an 80's Talk Show

The Year in That Guy Who Whistled on an 80′s Talk Show

Actually, my seeing this video was about the extent of the year for that guy who whistled on an 80's talk show.
The Year in Peeing

The Year in Peeing

You're in a somewhat sensitive position and staring down at Jeff Goldblum's face isn't going to make you feel much better.
Yahoo Answers Living Up To Its Name

Yahoo Answers Living Up To Its Name

What part of this answer strikes anyone as "resolved"?