Product Hell
The Year in Peeing

The Year in Peeing

You're in a somewhat sensitive position and staring down at Jeff Goldblum's face isn't going to make you feel much better.
Cars and Trucks and Things That (Make You) Go

Cars and Trucks and Things That (Make You) Go

Sometimes you hear the call of the open road. And sometimes you feel the call of nature. What to do?
Doritos' "Painful Groin Attack" Collector Bags

Doritos’ “Painful Groin Attack” Collector Bags

I sure hope this is not going to be the commemorative snack bag for Doritos inventor Arch West.
Five Star Wars Products Gone Horribly Wrong

Five Star Wars Products Gone Horribly Wrong

Products that confuse, irritate and enrage even the most diehard SW fan.
Exfoliated at last! Exfoliated at last! Thank God Almighty, we are exfoliated at last!

Exfoliated at last! Exfoliated at last! Thank God Almighty, we are exfoliated at last!

"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the of their skin but by the content of their microdermabrasion system."
No One Sleeps When They Mess With Whoever This Is

No One Sleeps When They Mess With Whoever This Is

This is Hermione Granger. Or maybe Steelers safety Troy Polamalu. One or the other.