Another Casualty of the “Bewitched” False Dichotomy
The cabal behind "Bewitched" want to divide people along lines of Sargent and of York, so as to take control of your thermostat.
Table Saws: The Whirr of the Oppressed Creature
The list of opiates for the masses also included team tennis, wet cardboard, "Honky Cat" by Elton John and the "Elbows of the Bay City Rollers" trading card set.
Love And Patrick McGoohan Are Waiting There In My Beautiful Balloon
Flying balloons are colorful and friendly; they're all about fun. Contrast them with underwater balloons, which are scary and keep attacking Patrick McGoohan.
You’ll Need a Funnier T-Shirt To Help Those Underprivileged Kids
You could create a donkey-shaped fanny pack that says "I saved my ass - let me save yours."
Life Ain’t Nuttin But Matthew Lesko, Nuns and Money
The other way to get rich is to become a nun. They throw money around like it was going out of style.
Craftsman: Trust In Your Cats
When the cat comes up the stairs with insulation she's really saying, "Have you considered the energy-saving benefits of blown cellulose, installed with Craftsman tools from Sears?"
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