If I should ever end up on death row through some hilarious mix-up, my last request will be to once again watch “Bay Coven.” Why? Well, first, the movie is so interminable it makes time slow down; my final moments on Earth will feel like an eternity. And second, it's so wretched that I will...
"If your movie gets its gravitas from Barry Williams, it's got problems bigger than a giant piranha that eats helicopters."
In the future, your country can lose half its territory because your citizens weren't that into MechWarrior 2.
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