Blaxploitation Muffins: Now That’s Good Eatin’
Is there anything in life that would not be improved by adding some connection to blaxploitation icons? Wouldn’t your GPS be a million times cooler if, instead of using that calm robot voice, it talked like Fred “the Hammer” Williamson? “Turn left ahead – AND PRESS ON!” Wouldn’t those stacking Russian dolls be cooler if the doll at the center was a representation of Foxy Brown?
Food, too, gets cooler as you add blaxploitation in there – that’s the idea behind this muffin package that looks something like Jim “Black Belt Jones” Kelly:
But these folks didn’t just stop with the packaging – look at the muffin itself!
As Frank Zappa’s muffin man might have put it, “some people like blaxploitation cupcakes better. I, for one, care less for them!”