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"A commando raid for fruit – that's why I love this show.”
Stay sucka free and keep the wikis off your jock

I went through a phase where anytime someone called me up to hang out, I'd quote Coolio and say "How we gonna get there? We ain't got no car, fool!" But that ended after both of my friends stopped calling me and hired goons to physically drag me to the billiard halls and rock clubs that made up our social lives.

My Year With The A-Team: Season 1, Episode 9 - Holiday in the Hills
My Year With The A-Team: Season 1, Episode 8 - The Out-of-Towners
"Here's an old joke for you. 'What's black and white and red all over?' 'Plague of the North, they shall devour human flesh and snakes, women and little children.'"
Nostradamus Was a Bad Standup Comic
My Year With The A-Team: Season 1, Episode 7 - The Rabbit Who Ate Las Vegas
"The A-Team regroups after a tight getaway by watching Woody Woodpecker at a motel. Seriously."
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Put All Your Money in Teakettles (But Don't Turn Them On)
"Don't invest in clothing made of nachos. Sure, a hat is one thing, but a pleated nacho cumberbund is just gonna lead to problems."
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My Year With The A-Team: Season 1, Episode 6 - Black Day at Bad Rock
"Bikers rev their engines and project menace, but since the only resident in town is locked in a closet the display isn't very impressive."
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My Year With The A-Team: Season 1, Episode 5 - A Small and Deadly War
"Believe me, there ain't nothing more action-packed than a foot race between Dirk Benedict and Dean Stockwell."
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My Year With The A-Team: Season 1, Episode 4 - Pros and Cons
"There's underprivileged kids making ashtrays, hillbilly sheriffs, party cake, Ken Norton – what more could you want?"
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My Year With The A-Team: Season 1, Episode 3 - Children of Jamestown
"As it turns out, John Saxon's amphetamine-fueled ranting is a weak defense against homegrown flamethrowers."
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My Year With The A-Team: Season 1, Episode 2 - Mexican Slayride, Part 2
“My child, if you want a chance at a better life – if you want to not be someone's fool, then you must follow Mr. T wherever he goes.”
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I think there's just one kind of Twinkies. Twinkies.
"It was times like these when I thought my Twinkie, who hated guns and had never been to any wars, was the bravest snack cake who ever lived."
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My Year With The A-Team: Season 1, Episode 1 - Mexican Slayride, Part 1
"If only 'Family Ties' had thought to equip the Keatons with plastic explosives instead of Scott 'Hey, Mallo-ry!' Valentine."
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Imagine If Horses Stopped Shoveling Things
"I trusted a riding lawnmower once and it let me down!"
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Frogs
This scary movie was so un-scary I was waiting for Count Floyd to come out.
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When Wikipedia Was Fab
We're perfectly happy with Bobby Rydell, but thanks for your interest
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Your name has been referenced many times, such as when I said your name
Why aren't more things made out of NERF? Why aren't more things made out of dried Liquid Paper?
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Dutch Life - Or Thug Life?
It's easy to mistake college painters for fugitive members of the Politburo
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It's Only Wikipedia, But I (Don't) Like It
"Elves write songs while they wait for the Fudge Stripes to finish baking"
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Actually, I probably will be ashamed now
On January 3, 1983, it was announced that Gary Coleman ate "Wheaties"
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Body Slam
"When you're an 11 year old diehard wrestling nut, even a Dirk Benedict movie sounds exciting."
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Thus Distinguishing It From, Say, Romantic Comedy
"An erotic thriller is erotic and a thriller, and they're thrillers that are also erotic. Everybody got that?"
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Fourth Dimensional Neck Surgery
if there's a copy of “Foghat Takes Toronto” next to the band saw, don't expect to remember your vowels when you wake up.
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This is what your $6M bought, folks
"Dear suckers, you just shelled out six million bucks for a handful of us to write '24' recaps and long treatises on Emperor Palpatine's political beliefs."
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I Don't Need Saxophone Instructional Pamphlets and I Never Will
"Remember when bulk orders of glazing putty were all the rage? Those were the days."
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Thanks for the Lame-Ass Edits, I'm Going Home!
"I, who was 12 when Appetite For Destruction came out, now have great grandchildren."
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If There Are Aliens, Make Sure They Don't Get Home Field Advantage
"Let's talk about 'fantasy' sports for a second. They're just like the real ones! If they made pickles that were just like regular pickles, you wouldn't call them 'fantasy pickles.'"
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Three Easy Nocturnal Payments of $39.95!
"I don't want magic pixies to worry if I'm going to try to sell them a collection of lite-rock hits from the 70's."
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Wikiing With My Feet Ten Feet Off of Beale
"The meaning of 'Walking in Memphis' is pretty obvious: a man with super-powers has a reasonably good weekend visiting Memphis."
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Still Crazy After All These Edits
"So you thought The Muppet Show wanted Paul Simon to sing the works of Neil Diamond!"
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Hey, Mr. Prime Minister... Andy!
Here I was sure that the Muggle Prime Minister of Britain was standing in for Gabe Kaplan.
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Green Lake Summer Movie Preview 2008
"I'm so glad I didn't take a motherf___ing liquid fuel barge to motherf___ing Belgium."
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