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The First Person Who Says "Arbeit Macht Squee" Will Be Pummeled

"Despite the dark history and the cold Bruno is happy at Auschwitz." When was the last time you ever heard a quote like that?
Lame New World Week 6: Shopping Bot Can Block the Juice Aisle Just As Well As Granny

The science people are like the reliable guy with whom you can settle down and raise kids. At least until someone opens a "Fibonacci sequence brothel" in rural Nevada.
Smooth Criminals

"You drove through the wall of a nursing home, stole a patient's wheelchair, drove the suspect down a hallway in the stolen wheelchair and launched him out a sixth story window, all without reading the suspect his Miranda rights! What have you got to say for yourself, Callahan?"
"I'm smooth, Chief."
You're with us forever, because we took a picture of you

One of our goldfish passed on because he'd essentially turned into a bloated, distended Orson Welles of fish.
Counting Japanese, I Really Think So

I can't imagine what release forms must look like for contestants on this show. "Contestant acknowledges that he/she may be caned by a man wearing a surgical mask during the course of production, and agrees not to hold the producers liable in such event."

"The joke's on you, elves! I took it from a guy I met on the street who tried to enroll me in trucking school."